short attention span theatre

[Kagen4o4]

Originally Posted by farfromhome

Two kangaroos walk into a bar..... Sorry. Couldn't resist.

i dont get it

[farfromhome]

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

i dont get it

It's the setup thats supposed to be funny. Half the lamest jokes around begin "Two (whatever) walk into a bar... Or- An Irishmen, a Polack and a Jew walk into a bar... Or- A lesbian and a lawyer walk into a bar, They're each carrying a poodle under their arms... Etc.
You asked for no old and boring Aussie jokes. I was just tying to be a wise ass by starting with one of the oldest setups around. Its kind of an equal opportunity insult.
Here's a real shot in the dark. Ever heard of a town called Woomera? My girlfriend was based there years ago.