The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 51

Trilby · 08-10-2005, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Day late, dollar short, m'friend. Cause all those hairy big-ass trucks you're seein? Those are rolling 2-inch-dicks already. Sorry.

WHERE?

Elspode · 08-10-2005, 05:34 PM

Presumably in the drivers seat?

BigV · 08-10-2005, 06:18 PM

yep.

plthijinx · 08-11-2005, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

WHERE?

bri, your impressed by a 2" dick?

BigV · 08-11-2005, 01:58 PM

I imagine it's more in the spirit of "two in. the bush is better than one in the hand" or something like that.

wolf · 08-11-2005, 02:04 PM

two in. the bush and one in each hand would probably be better.

LabRat · 08-11-2005, 04:34 PM

Here's a WTF for ya:

"Man's testicles locked in padlock for two weeks"

Hobbs · 08-11-2005, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Here's a WTF for ya:

"Man's testicles locked in padlock for two weeks"

I'm not sure what the real WTF is, the story or the fact that some local news found it news worthy to carry it.

superbaton · 08-14-2005, 02:48 AM

i agree with him. these people are harebrained.

grazzers · 08-14-2005, 08:39 AM

Egad man! Freaky...

As if it wasnt worrying enough that he had a DRILL STUCK IN HIS TOUNGE, why is that guy wearing a pink furry top? Waaaaaay too wierd.

Happy Monkey · 08-14-2005, 09:05 AM

Safety first! Remember, kids, when sticking a drill through your tongue, remember to cut the power cord off, first!

wolf · 08-14-2005, 11:35 AM

He has nice tassels.

I think I saw something about this on National Geographic Explorer. (and a couple IOTDs)

Their gods are thirsty.

Hobbs · 08-15-2005, 11:07 AM

One day my daughters are going to come home and ask if they can have their cheek pierced...WITH A POWER DRILL! Then... my head will explode.

Hobbs · 08-15-2005, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grazzers

...why is that guy wearing a pink furry top? Waaaaaay too wierd.

They dude's got a power drill hangin out of his tounge and your worried about a pink bib?

grazzers · 08-15-2005, 11:14 AM

Quote:

They dude's got a power drill hangin out of his tounge and your worried about a pink bib?

I'm just freaked out by the entire think, there's a whole lotta wtf in those pics...

08-10-2005, 05:34 PM	#752
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Presumably in the drivers seat? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-10-2005, 06:18 PM	#753
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yep. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-11-2005, 01:58 PM	#755
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I imagine it's more in the spirit of "two in. the bush is better than one in the hand" or something like that. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-11-2005, 02:04 PM	#756
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	two in. the bush and one in each hand would probably be better. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-11-2005, 04:34 PM	#757
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Here's a WTF for ya: "Man's testicles locked in padlock for two weeks" __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-14-2005, 02:48 AM	#759
superbaton The Cellar team Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: ba, argentina Posts: 196	i agree with him. these people are harebrained. Last edited by superbaton; 08-04-2006 at 03:33 AM.

08-14-2005, 08:39 AM	#760
grazzers Aim for the Best Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 134	Egad man! Freaky... As if it wasnt worrying enough that he had a DRILL STUCK IN HIS TOUNGE, why is that guy wearing a pink furry top? Waaaaaay too wierd. __________________ "Only a person who risks all that he cannot keep, to gain that which he can never lose, is truly free." Anonymous Poet

08-14-2005, 09:05 AM	#761
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Safety first! Remember, kids, when sticking a drill through your tongue, remember to cut the power cord off, first! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-14-2005, 11:35 AM	#762
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He has nice tassels. I think I saw something about this on National Geographic Explorer. (and a couple IOTDs) Their gods are thirsty. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-15-2005, 11:07 AM	#763
Hobbs Professor for the school of ass-clownery Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Surprise! Posts: 404	One day my daughters are going to come home and ask if they can have their cheek pierced...WITH A POWER DRILL! Then... my head will explode. __________________ That's it! Send in the chimps!

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