HOW OFTEN ARE YOU A CHUMP?

Trilby · 08-08-2005, 06:32 PM

I'm asking because, at present, I appear to be a dazzling chump about once every three weeks. I fall for everything! I feel like--well. It doesn't matter. What is the chumpiest thing you've ever done? I need company.

lookout123 · 08-08-2005, 06:35 PM

never. nope. not even once. well, i guess there was this one time i married a chick even though i had decided i didn't really like her that much. didn't want to disappoint all the people who came for the wedding, you know?

08-08-2005, 08:01 PM

Haha, Brianna! Think of me and the ax murderer and $23,000 unaccounted for! I know you don't like me, so I got my just deserts, right? And I bet I was far chumpier than you, too! Feel better?

bluecuracao · 08-08-2005, 08:17 PM

Yesterday, I was wearing platform flip-flop-type shoes, and as I was strolling along, my foot landed wrong...and down I went. It is really hard to get up wearing those kinds of shoes, too. But the Actual Chumpy part was, the same exact thing happened to me LAST time I wore those stupid shoes.

Another lovely Chump Moment: A couple of months ago, I was chatting with my dad about people who get married and divorced a bunch of times. I brought up that my sister had been married briefly a while back...a tidbit that my dad was not privy to. OOOPS!

Trilby · 08-08-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

Haha, Brianna! Think of me and the ax murderer and $23,000 unaccounted for! I know you don't like me, so I got my just deserts, right? And I bet I was far chumpier than you, too! Feel better?

No, I don't feel better because something bad happens to somebody. I did answer your thread about the weird guy you'd been seeing and I was sympathetic about it. Bad things happening to most people just really sucks. Poor Clodfobble--she's sitting in the swealtering dark eating sweaty cheese! I feel bad for her, too!

Hee, hee--sweaty

Hee, hee!

wolf · 08-08-2005, 08:26 PM

Clod, I'll think of you the next time I do a sweat lodge.

richlevy · 08-08-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Clod, I'll think of you the next time I do a sweat lodge.

Speaking of which, welcome back.

When I worked for a consulting company, my supervisor had a very developed sense of humor. He told me (and apparently other newbies) that if the client we were working at had a holiday and our home office didn't have that holiday, we had to report to the office for in-house training.

He told me he was joking when he saw the expression on my face. I later heard he forgot to tell one guy he was joking until the day before an actual holiday, when the guy was actually going to report in.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-08-2005, 09:34 PM

Frequently been pooped upon by people I've tried to help. It's never pleasant but I try to rationalize, it's they're being a dick rather than me being a chump.
Sometimes I almost succeed.

lookout123 · 08-08-2005, 09:38 PM

did Clod delete a post? or is lookout losing his mind?

wolf · 08-08-2005, 09:42 PM

Clod posted in an entirely different thread, Brianna referenced it.

You gotta catch up, dude.

08-08-2005, 06:32 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	HOW OFTEN ARE YOU A CHUMP? I'm asking because, at present, I appear to be a dazzling chump about once every three weeks. I fall for everything! I feel like--well. It doesn't matter. What is the chumpiest thing you've ever done? I need company. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-08-2005, 06:35 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	never. nope. not even once. well, i guess there was this one time i married a chick even though i had decided i didn't really like her that much. didn't want to disappoint all the people who came for the wedding, you know? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-08-2005, 08:26 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Clod, I'll think of you the next time I do a sweat lodge. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-08-2005, 09:34 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Frequently been pooped upon by people I've tried to help. It's never pleasant but I try to rationalize, it's they're being a dick rather than me being a chump. Sometimes I almost succeed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-08-2005, 09:38 PM	#9
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	did Clod delete a post? or is lookout losing his mind? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-08-2005, 08:01 PM	#3
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Haha, Brianna! Think of me and the ax murderer and $23,000 unaccounted for! I know you don't like me, so I got my just deserts, right? And I bet I was far chumpier than you, too! Feel better?

08-08-2005, 08:17 PM	#4
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Yesterday, I was wearing platform flip-flop-type shoes, and as I was strolling along, my foot landed wrong...and down I went. It is really hard to get up wearing those kinds of shoes, too. But the Actual Chumpy part was, the same exact thing happened to me LAST time I wore those stupid shoes. Another lovely Chump Moment: A couple of months ago, I was chatting with my dad about people who get married and divorced a bunch of times. I brought up that my sister had been married briefly a while back...a tidbit that my dad was not privy to. OOOPS!

08-08-2005, 09:42 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Clod posted in an entirely different thread, Brianna referenced it. You gotta catch up, dude. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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