7/18/2005: Cow stuck in a tree - Page 2

wolf · 07-19-2005, 11:21 AM

So, what do you think's in a bovine peep show?

Elspode · 07-19-2005, 11:23 PM

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Atch · 07-20-2005, 12:28 PM

Mr. Brunner sure seems to know a lot about pulling cows out tight situations.

How do you "toggle" a cow's head?

wolf · 07-20-2005, 01:16 PM

You switch it from 1 to 0.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-20-2005, 02:12 PM

only if ot's a binary cow. digital ones are much trickier.

"maybe if I stand real still no one will notice.........OW! that was my EAR!!!"

xoxoxoBruce · 07-20-2005, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atch

Mr. Brunner sure seems to know a lot about pulling cows out tight situations.

How do you "toggle" a cow's head?

If it would come straight out the cow would have not needed help. The guy had to toggle the head to one side to get one horn out first before the rest would come out.

capnhowdy · 07-21-2005, 05:56 AM

IoTD next week: Cow wearing neck brace, Files suit for malpractice........

dar512 · 07-21-2005, 08:57 AM

And worse... wins.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-21-2005, 09:34 AM

Because her lawyer is a real bullsh*t artist.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-21-2005, 06:56 PM

And they celebrate the victory with Chicken.

BrianR · 07-22-2005, 09:36 AM

Why am I suddenly thinking of the Tom Lehrer classic "Cows With Guns"?

wolf · 07-22-2005, 10:09 AM

Dana Lyons

capnhowdy · 07-22-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

Why am I suddenly thinking of the Tom Lehrer classic "Cows With Guns"?

Probably because someone mentioned an attorney.....

07-19-2005, 11:21 AM	#16
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07-19-2005, 11:23 PM	#17
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07-20-2005, 01:16 PM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You switch it from 1 to 0. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-20-2005, 02:12 PM	#20
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	only if ot's a binary cow. digital ones are much trickier. "maybe if I stand real still no one will notice.........OW! that was my EAR!!!" __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-21-2005, 05:56 AM	#22
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	IoTD next week: Cow wearing neck brace, Files suit for malpractice........ __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-20-2005, 12:28 PM	#18
Atch of Atchonia Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Colorado Posts: 10	Mr. Brunner sure seems to know a lot about pulling cows out tight situations. How do you "toggle" a cow's head?

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07-21-2005, 09:34 AM	#24
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Because her lawyer is a real bullsh*t artist. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

07-21-2005, 06:56 PM	#25
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07-22-2005, 09:36 AM	#26
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07-22-2005, 10:09 AM	#27
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