A rather long hypothetical that's for reals!

Prince and I aren't going to be meeting ANYWHERE! He's got a pretty good disguise, but his frog legs are beginning to show (Yum! Frog legs sauted in a delicable white wine sauce!) That's how I've learned to think of frogs, anymore. A princess can kiss them all she wishes, but they still remain an unrepentent shade of green. He can hop off and tell his stories about life on a criminal nut ward to someone else. I was very wary after he told me that story. I have no idea why he felt the need to tell me the second story about his bro and lie about it being a suicide pact. To my way of thinking, either don't tell the story about bro at all or tell the truth. I think Prince got arrested as an accessory to that crime. Probably he drove bro down there and knew bro had bought himself a brand new 22 rifle. Prince drops bro off at the EX's house and waits patiently outside. He hears the gunshots. He gets out of the car and notices the car keys laying on the street where they were dropped from Bro's trembling hand. Prince picks up the keys and walks up to the ex's porch and looks in through the screen door at the carnage inside. He goes back down the steps and drives away in bro's car. That's why the car was allegedly seen. The cops are highly suspicious of what came down. Where's bro's car? Maybe Prince even left some prints on the 22 when him and bro were admiring bro's new toy. The family sends out a hotshot lawyer for Prince and makes some discreet phone calls. Prince gets off with 8 months on a ward for psycho murderers.

Nah, I don't think Prince is my cup of tea.