vanilla

wolf · 06-28-2005, 10:30 PM

You gotta be careful on the Vanilla Extracts, because there are a lot of bad artificially flavored ones (check your fine print).

Vanilla extract is a favorite of hard core drunks because, like listerine, it's a lot easier to steal than real booze.

I forget if I told the story of the drunk who had been left passed out in a car in our parking lot and took off while her boyfriend was filing a commitment on her ... all she left behind was her empty bottle of vanilla, carefully laid on the windshield and secured by the wiper blade.

Ah, there was a tear in my eye on that one ...

When we finally got her back her blood alcohol level was over 250.

She smelled like a batch of Nilla Wafers.

06-28-2005, 10:30 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You gotta be careful on the Vanilla Extracts, because there are a lot of bad artificially flavored ones (check your fine print). Vanilla extract is a favorite of hard core drunks because, like listerine, it's a lot easier to steal than real booze. I forget if I told the story of the drunk who had been left passed out in a car in our parking lot and took off while her boyfriend was filing a commitment on her ... all she left behind was her empty bottle of vanilla, carefully laid on the windshield and secured by the wiper blade. Ah, there was a tear in my eye on that one ... When we finally got her back her blood alcohol level was over 250. She smelled like a batch of Nilla Wafers. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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