6/16/2005: Office Chair World Championship

[lawman]

I can forsee those casters breaking off on landing, causing the chair to pivot forward, and grinding his fingers down to little stumps.

Where's that picture??

[beavis]

Originally Posted by lawman

I can forsee those casters breaking off on landing, causing the chair to pivot forward, and grinding his fingers down to little stumps.

Where's that picture??

then he has to pick up his teeth with said bloody little stumps.

Oh on, these are specialy constructed highspeed racing chair high tech in everyway. Their casters and wheels are constructed from some to the most high-tech high-impact plastic around, able to withstand speed in excess to 5 MPH!!! And they are much more safer than the typical pressed plastic cafeteria chair you find in most modern office buildings. Each chair is insured it's safety requirements by being examined by inpector No. 39 (or inspector No. 42 depending on if inspector No. 39 has a doctors appointment that day). And finally, each chairs powered by an alcohol buring engine (acutally 24 ounces of alchohol - riders choice of brand and type).