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Old 06-15-2005, 10:52 AM   #1
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A friend of mine, who prefers to remain anonymous wrote this. He gave me permission to post this for the enjoyment and amusement of others.

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Hi parents of America,



This is Michael Jerkson,



As you know, I was just acquitted of some really, really bad & really, really mean-spirited charges against me by what was, till the favorable verdict was read, a really, really racist justice system.



Anyway, to celebrate my acquittal, I am having a really big and really fun party at my “I’ll-never-do-that-again ;-) ” ranch.



You, and especially your little boys, are invited to stop in for some fun!!!



See ya!



Michael
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