Allow me to introduce myself...

bitplayer · 06-01-2005, 04:29 AM

Let's get this out of the way....I'm old. I can still however recognize tall buildings at a not inconsiderable distance. I am aware that a speeding bullet is a speeding bullet (without my wifes help I might add. BTW, don't listen to her. Have nothing to do with her. Seriously, you might get "THE LOOK". Then your balls will fall off and disappear into another dimension. You have been warned.) I can watch someone lift considerable weight with no discomfort on my part whatsoever. (I know, hard to believe but I'm tellin' ya the truth here). I speak several foreign languages. For example, "Como esta usted?" That's French for "If I don't get the insurance will the clock be green?" Feel free to call upon me for you translation needs. I'm glad to be of assistance. But I've gotta tell you...I've been around the block a couple of times and you can't pull the wool over my eyes (unless you promise to whip me while doing so, then I'm yours). So don't take me for granted...I been watching you loonies for a couple of years now and I'm wise to all your tricks, see, I'm wise to all your tricks. A word to the wise...."Hola, compadre" (that's russian for "You can't put one over on me").

staceyv · 06-01-2005, 07:44 AM

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

What's puzzling me is the nature of your game.

wolf · 06-01-2005, 08:40 AM

Welcome aboard. All the world's our stage but we'd prefer better lighting.

mrnoodle · 06-01-2005, 09:22 AM

Qu'est-ce que tu as?

That's high-school Swahili for o_O

OnyxCougar · 06-01-2005, 09:55 AM

WTF?

That's OC speak for WTF?

kerosene · 06-01-2005, 10:38 AM

Welcome, bitplayer. Crazy with us a while. We won't let you down or pull wool through the washer or make breakfast gnomes out of your soggy cheerios. We might piss in them once in a while, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-04-2005, 01:15 AM

Wecome to the Cellar, Bit, er...Mr Player.

richlevy · 06-04-2005, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staceyv

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

What's puzzling me is the nature of your game.

Just out of curiosity, how many people knew the cultural reference that the title of the thread ties to? How many could name the song and group? How many started humming the song?

BTW, I had to hit 4 song lyric sites before I found one that wasn't trying to install spyware or a trojan.

wolf · 06-04-2005, 11:37 AM

I got it immediately. And did the humming thing.

lumberjim · 06-04-2005, 02:04 PM

welcome bitplayer. your voice sounds like rodney dangerfield in my head

SteveDallas · 06-04-2005, 02:30 PM

"I can't get a break on anything, I tell ya . . . I died and they sent me back to haunt a car salesman!"

BigV · 06-04-2005, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

Just out of curiosity, how many people knew the cultural reference that the title of the thread ties to? How many could name the song and group? How many started humming the song?

BTW, I had to hit 4 song lyric sites before I found one that wasn't trying to install spyware or a trojan.

*raises hand*

rockin!

I should look up in my Heavy Metal archives the graphic novel treatment the song recieved. It was worthy.

Queen of the Ryche · 06-06-2005, 03:59 PM

Great - now all I hear in the wee back corner of my mind is the "woo woo" part.......

Elspode · 06-06-2005, 04:37 PM

Welcome, BP. If you get to feeling too old, may I respectfully suggest you change your handle to B-Playah, and start quoting Fifty Cent instead of Mick Jagger?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-06-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

start quoting Fifty Cent instead of Mick Jagger?

NO!!

06-01-2005, 04:29 AM	#1
bitplayer Old dog, new place Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Inland Pacific Northwest Posts: 2	Allow me to introduce myself... Let's get this out of the way....I'm old. I can still however recognize tall buildings at a not inconsiderable distance. I am aware that a speeding bullet is a speeding bullet (without my wifes help I might add. BTW, don't listen to her. Have nothing to do with her. Seriously, you might get "THE LOOK". Then your balls will fall off and disappear into another dimension. You have been warned.) I can watch someone lift considerable weight with no discomfort on my part whatsoever. (I know, hard to believe but I'm tellin' ya the truth here). I speak several foreign languages. For example, "Como esta usted?" That's French for "If I don't get the insurance will the clock be green?" Feel free to call upon me for you translation needs. I'm glad to be of assistance. But I've gotta tell you...I've been around the block a couple of times and you can't pull the wool over my eyes (unless you promise to whip me while doing so, then I'm yours). So don't take me for granted...I been watching you loonies for a couple of years now and I'm wise to all your tricks, see, I'm wise to all your tricks. A word to the wise...."Hola, compadre" (that's russian for "You can't put one over on me").

06-01-2005, 08:40 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Welcome aboard. All the world's our stage but we'd prefer better lighting. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-01-2005, 09:22 AM	#4
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Qu'est-ce que tu as? That's high-school Swahili for o_O __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

06-01-2005, 09:55 AM	#5
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	WTF? That's OC speak for WTF? __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

06-04-2005, 01:15 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wecome to the Cellar, Bit, er...Mr Player. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-01-2005, 07:44 AM	#2
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	Are you a man of wealth and taste? What's puzzling me is the nature of your game.

06-01-2005, 10:38 AM	#6
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Welcome, bitplayer. Crazy with us a while. We won't let you down or pull wool through the washer or make breakfast gnomes out of your soggy cheerios. We might piss in them once in a while, though.

06-04-2005, 11:37 AM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I got it immediately. And did the humming thing. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-04-2005, 02:04 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	welcome bitplayer. your voice sounds like rodney dangerfield in my head __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 06-04-2005 at 03:06 PM.

06-04-2005, 02:30 PM	#11
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"I can't get a break on anything, I tell ya . . . I died and they sent me back to haunt a car salesman!"

06-06-2005, 03:59 PM	#13
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Great - now all I hear in the wee back corner of my mind is the "woo woo" part....... __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

06-06-2005, 04:37 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Welcome, BP. If you get to feeling too old, may I respectfully suggest you change your handle to B-Playah, and start quoting Fifty Cent instead of Mick Jagger? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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