Letter as sent verbatim to the Houston Chronicle, what do you think?

Man. I was talking to a girl last night. Or the night before. Whatever. I'll leave her nameless to protect the gullible, but she's not someone I've mentioned here before. Anyway, we were talking about the legalization of drugs and how she was totally against it. Well, in under an hour, I had her strongly agreeing that marijuana, at the very least, should be legalized. Score!

She's also against the legalization of harder drugs and prostitution. Prostitution will be the next one I work on, and then harder drugs.

Prohibition was one of the best things to happen to the nation. Man, you can argue against outlawing <b>anything</b> by just drawing a few parallels!