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Old 05-24-2005, 06:51 PM   #1
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I like the idea of buying her slippers. Do you think she'd get the hint?

I've already (many times) thought of cutting off her feet. Then I'd have to listen to the idiots in jail all night- lose-lose situation.

I will look into the carpet thing- that would be such a HUGE blessing. Are there really laws like that??!

I'm afraid of what would come out of my mouth if I actually went and talked to her. I'm so pissed at this point, that even my hugest efforts to be sweet would be obviously fake, and she'd probably clomp around even louder, since there's no law against walking aroung like bigfoot with clogs on in the middle of the day...

I can't even feel peaceful in my own home. It's a source of stress just to try to sit home and relax. I can't read a book, watch t.v., nap, etc. I feel like crying.
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Old 05-24-2005, 07:09 PM   #2
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idiots in jail all night- lose-lose situation.
but then you would have three squares a day, a somewhat clean toilet, and wouldn't work for tips.... lose-lose-win?
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Old 05-25-2005, 01:51 PM   #3
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I've already (many times) thought of cutting off her feet. Then I'd have to listen to the idiots in jail all night- lose-lose situation.
Prostheses make more noise on the floor than clogs, I think.
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