Are dogs delicious?

cowhead · 05-13-2005, 04:06 PM

sorry I realize it's a cultural bias.. but I would rather eat another human than a dog or cat.

russotto · 05-13-2005, 04:14 PM

Predator meat usually isn't tasty, so skip the cat. Dog is probably better than people, at least Americans, who tend to the obese. Also, eating people is generally unhealthy, as you can catch _any_ disease the meal had.

I imagine that as with other meat animals, young dog (just out of puppyhood) is preferred. The old strays you find on the street are probably tough and stringy.

lookout123 · 05-13-2005, 04:15 PM

if you want to try, i've got a six month old Boxer that i would be willing to donate for experimental purposes.

Be Less Bored · 05-14-2005, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

if Boxer that i would be willing to donate for experimental purposes.

Keep a photo journal of your BBQ and donate the dogjerky to a local homeless shelter.

kerosene · 05-13-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cowhead

sorry I realize it's a cultural bias.. but I would rather eat another human than a dog or cat.

I was thinking about this...and yeah, I probably would eat another human before a dog or cat, because a human might be more tasty. If I were in a situation where I couldn't survive unless I ate one of the three, I would probably choose the human (assuming there is a freezer around.) But, this isn't because of any moral dilemma...I would find it more moral to eat a cat or dog...but in a situation where you had to eat one of the three, morality might be out the window.

If it was offered to me prepared in a cuisine I liked, I would eat dog. Hell, why not?

Griff · 05-13-2005, 06:11 PM

So these two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

SmurfAbuser · 05-14-2005, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by case

I was thinking about this...and yeah, I probably would eat another human before a dog or cat, because a human might be more tasty.

Interesting "morality."

kerosene · 05-14-2005, 08:24 PM

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Interesting "morality."

Surely. But I did further explain my reasoning on it. Anyway, those are my morals...not gonna apologize for them and for the most part the entire post was a joke. Nobody needs to worry about me turning into a Dahmer or something...I was just thinking hypothetically. No offense meant to any non-people eaters or non-anything eaters, for that matter.

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05-13-2005, 04:06 PM	#1
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	sorry I realize it's a cultural bias.. but I would rather eat another human than a dog or cat. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-13-2005, 04:15 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	if you want to try, i've got a six month old Boxer that i would be willing to donate for experimental purposes. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-13-2005, 06:11 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	So these two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-13-2005, 04:14 PM	#2
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	Predator meat usually isn't tasty, so skip the cat. Dog is probably better than people, at least Americans, who tend to the obese. Also, eating people is generally unhealthy, as you can catch _any_ disease the meal had. I imagine that as with other meat animals, young dog (just out of puppyhood) is preferred. The old strays you find on the street are probably tough and stringy.

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