Are you Italian? Is your lover?

[Catwoman]

As if I need another reason to fancy Italians. But quite:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

why does it matter what size they are limp?

This is never an indication of erect size, so I suppose I'll just have to try a few out, er, for size.

Personally, I like hairy. Shows that they're, you know, male (nothing insinuated NBN). Although really, who gives a fuck? If you really fancy someone, none of this seems to matter.