What is your earliest memory?

[kerosene]

I think my earliest memory was that of trying to crawl around a rocking chair...one of those ones with wood and the fun 70's wicker design. I also remember my dad stuffing my head in the blue flower patterned couch to pull a popcorn kernel out of my nose. This had to be before I was 2, since they lived in a college dorm when the popcorn kernel happened. I also remember nightmares from when I was little. one was oversized Sesame Street characters pulling me into the tiny TV and me finding myself a tiny insect in comparison to the puppets. Another dream I had included a purse with a bunch of tiny legs chasing me in circles while my mother and grandmother stood in the middle of the circle talking to each other while I screamed for their help. One other was me standing on the molars of a gigantic mouth and trying to cross the tongue to the other side where my friends were, but there was a train coming from the back of the throat so I was scared. I think all of these happened before I was 3 or so.