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Old 04-05-2005, 03:04 PM   #9
Brett's Honey
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Originally Posted by lookout123
this is a really touchy one. i think the most prudent course of action at this point would be to gather the whole family together and invite a local pastor to join you. gang up on her, place your hands upon her body while screaming for the unclean spirits to leave this girl alone. this is to be immediately followed by beating her upon the forehead with the heaviest Bible you can find, until an imprint of the cross appears upon said forehead.




I'm going with this!!
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