Steven Wrightisms

Bitman · 05-23-2002, 06:09 PM

Is a 'Necessary Evil' morally inferior to a 'Unnecessary Good'?

Yes.

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

The noise is between that of one pair and two pairs of hands clapping.

Is the word 'Payload' synonymous with the term 'Money Shot'?

No.

If the Pope is infallable, why doesn't he play the Lottery?

"God doesn't play dice."

Why do they have 'Guest Stars' in movies?

If there's a sequel, that person won't be in it.

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05-23-2002, 06:09 PM	#1
Bitman cellar smellar Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: californy, baby! Posts: 403	Re: Steven Wrightisms Is a 'Necessary Evil' morally inferior to a 'Unnecessary Good'? Yes. What is the sound of three hands clapping? The noise is between that of one pair and two pairs of hands clapping. Is the word 'Payload' synonymous with the term 'Money Shot'? No. If the Pope is infallable, why doesn't he play the Lottery? "God doesn't play dice." Why do they have 'Guest Stars' in movies? If there's a sequel, that person won't be in it. -- Glad I could help.

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