Do it yourself castration

Trilby · 01-21-2005, 03:10 PM

This reminds me of the man who said he was trying to silence a noisy "chicken"-(HA!), ran outside, grabbed it by the neck and accidentally chopped his own pecker off instead of the alledged chicken's head! This guy was rather elderly, too.
Anyway-YIKES!

lookout123 · 01-21-2005, 03:39 PM

i remember that one bri, i think i made some groaner comment along the lines about proper ways to choke your chicken...

Troubleshooter · 01-21-2005, 03:42 PM

I'm waiting for the web site owner to get sued.

garnet · 01-26-2005, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

This reminds me of the man who said he was trying to silence a noisy "chicken"-(HA!), ran outside, grabbed it by the neck and accidentally chopped his own pecker off instead of the alledged chicken's head! This guy was rather elderly, too.
Anyway-YIKES!

Chicken: 1
Pecker: 0

01-21-2005, 03:10 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This reminds me of the man who said he was trying to silence a noisy "chicken"-(HA!), ran outside, grabbed it by the neck and accidentally chopped his own pecker off instead of the alledged chicken's head! This guy was rather elderly, too. Anyway-YIKES! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-21-2005, 03:39 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i remember that one bri, i think i made some groaner comment along the lines about proper ways to choke your chicken... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-21-2005, 03:42 PM	#3
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	I'm waiting for the web site owner to get sued. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

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