Are there only two philosophical questions?

limey · 01-08-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

only in an affectionate jabbing way. do you really call us yanks?

Only in an affectionate, jabbing sort of way :p !

elf · 01-10-2005, 11:04 AM

Wait a second. . . . if you put mustard <i>and</i> catsup on your hot dog, does it cancel out a little bit of the wrongness of the catsup? What if you also put pickle relish and mayo on it?

That being said, I would like to point out that Sabrettes are <b>the only hotdogs</b> that should ever be eaten. Ballparks, Hebrew National, Oscar Mayer... eww. Nathans are acceptable when there is a shortage of real hot dogs.

That is all.

jinx · 01-10-2005, 11:50 AM

A hot dog's sole raison d'etre is a vehicle for sauerkraut consumption.

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Originally Posted by elf

That being said, I would like to point out that Sabrettes are the only hotdogs that should ever be eaten.

You forgot Thumans.

Schrodinger's Cat · 01-11-2005, 01:53 PM

All philosophy can be reduced to a discussion of good versus evil. It is EVIL to eat a hot dog without relish. French fries are best with ranch dressing, and hamburgers should be eaten with A1 Sauce. Catsup is hopelessly declasse' and the term should only be used to refer to the item which comes in cans and which I eat for dinner each night. The substance should be banned along with aerosol spray cans and gun control laws.

Brown Thrasher · 01-12-2005, 06:08 PM

[quote=Schrodinger's Cat]All philosophy can be reduced to a discussion of good versus evil. It is EVIL to eat a hot dog without relish. French fries are best with ranch dressing, and hamburgers should be eaten with A1 Sauce. Catsup is hopelessly declasse' and the term should only be used to refer to the item which comes in cans and which I eat for dinner each night. The substance should be banned along with aerosol spray cans and gun control laws.[/QUOTE

To eat french fries with anything other than mayonaise could possibly start World War 1 over again..........

01-12-2005, 06:08 PM	#5
Brown Thrasher self=proclaimed ass looking for truth whatever that means Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: A treehouse Posts: 193	[quote=Schrodinger's Cat]All philosophy can be reduced to a discussion of good versus evil. It is EVIL to eat a hot dog without relish. French fries are best with ranch dressing, and hamburgers should be eaten with A1 Sauce. Catsup is hopelessly declasse' and the term should only be used to refer to the item which comes in cans and which I eat for dinner each night. The substance should be banned along with aerosol spray cans and gun control laws.[/QUOTE To eat french fries with anything other than mayonaise could possibly start World War 1 over again.......... __________________ Let it rain, it eases pain.....

01-10-2005, 11:04 AM	#2
elf Yay! We're Dooomed! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mostly: New York. Most Recently: New Jersey. Currently: Colorado Posts: 214	Wait a second. . . . if you put mustard <i>and</i> catsup on your hot dog, does it cancel out a little bit of the wrongness of the catsup? What if you also put pickle relish and mayo on it? That being said, I would like to point out that Sabrettes are <b>the only hotdogs</b> that should ever be eaten. Ballparks, Hebrew National, Oscar Mayer... eww. Nathans are acceptable when there is a shortage of real hot dogs. That is all.

01-11-2005, 01:53 PM	#4
Schrodinger's Cat Macavity Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A Black Box Posts: 157	All philosophy can be reduced to a discussion of good versus evil. It is EVIL to eat a hot dog without relish. French fries are best with ranch dressing, and hamburgers should be eaten with A1 Sauce. Catsup is hopelessly declasse' and the term should only be used to refer to the item which comes in cans and which I eat for dinner each night. The substance should be banned along with aerosol spray cans and gun control laws.

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