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Old 12-19-2004, 09:42 PM   #1
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An eight year old kid swaggers into the local gin mill and orders a double scotch. The barmaid looks at him and asks:
"Are you trying to get me in trouble?"
The kid replies:
"Maybe later, right now I just want the scotch."
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Old 12-28-2004, 10:54 PM   #2
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Old 12-29-2004, 01:47 AM   #3
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Some children have a problem with Santa before Christmas Day ...
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Old 12-29-2004, 07:13 AM   #4
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It's no wonder why some kids have a problem with Santa...I mean, would you sit your kid on this guy's lap?
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