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Old 12-06-2004, 09:54 AM   #1
ladysycamore
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Originally Posted by wolf
Today as I was taking out the trash, I heard a mom yelling for her son. I don't actually know these people, so I don't know if the thread title is entirely accurate, but given the relative apparent ages of mother and son, I'm reasonably confident of my assumption.

What was mom yelling that prompted me to start a thread?

"Evian!!! Evian!! Get in here NOW."

Of course, this is not the end of the story.

The yelling was unsuccessful, so mom had to resort to the standby method of getting her skateboarding house ape to come in for dinner ... she called his cellphone.

And I learned that he was not being called in for dinner, as he explained to his playmate ... "Damn bitch can't let me alone. She say I not done my homework. She go on the computer and see it ain't there."

Whew! This only makes me grin and say, "Better her than me!" :p
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