Bush, Communism, and the County Dem headquarters

[slang]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

slang, the fact that bush won is resultant from one thing and one thing only: stupid people breed faster.

Yeah I know. It's tough seeing your guy lose. Be patient. There is another election coming. Get involved with the process, don't just be bitter.

Originally Posted by lumberjim

why dont you join the army and go fight in his war.....you have a lot of extra free time and it seems like it would fit your penchant for gunplay AND republican chest thumping.

I would seriously like to. My bro and two cousins are overseas. I'm too old right by the age limitations at this time, but with a little luck they'll change. I would seriously like to go in place of a young-married-with-children soldier.

In the coming months recruitment and enlisted numbers may decline. I'm already gearing up with a physical fitness program to pass a physical test, should the age limitations be changed.

You dont believe in the Iraq war and that's fine by me. You are obviously a sharp guy, that's your opinion. You have a lot of company here on the cellar. There are a lot of people that do support the war though. When I was visiting my brother I talked with as many soldiers as I could about going to Iraq. There was only one Kerry supporter that I ran into. The conversations were off duty and bro isnt an officer, so it's not like he or I could break their rocks over their answers.

The most common phrase I heard was "rather fight them over there than over here".

I'm sure they are all idiots too.

And....


Kerry lost.

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by slang

Yeah I know. It's tough seeing your guy lose. Be patient. There is another election coming. Get involved with the process, don't just be bitter.

ok dude, I;ll give that a try. What's the offical uniform for these sign erecting missions, full cammo and face paint? ninja suit? underwear on the outside?

[richlevy]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

ok dude, I;ll give that a try. What's the offical uniform for these sign erecting missions, full cammo and face paint? ninja suit? underwear on the outside?

I think it's underwear on the head. Only I think they call it a 'brain sling'.

[slang]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

What's the offical uniform for these sign erecting missions, full cammo and face paint? ninja suit? underwear on the outside?

Well....You will have to go to your own local Party grassroots meetings to see what jobs are available and what uniforms are appropriate for the different jobs.

I think the "underwear on the head" thing saved me from being asked to be a poll watcher. Use your own strategy for avoiding the jobs you don't want that they might want you to do.