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11-18-2004, 12:32 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Bush's next nominee to his cabinet? "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! I'M A DEITY! I RULE BY DIVINE PROVIDENCE! ASK BOB JONES! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Visualizing Sam Kinneson doing that would probably help get my point across.
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11-18-2004, 01:56 AM
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St Petersburg, Florida
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all to...........Jesus! He will be the head of the newly created Bureau of Homeland Religion. |
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11-18-2004, 09:08 AM
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The urban Jane Goodall
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