The Insult Thread

Originally Posted by lumberjim

hey wolf! miss you.

mari, shut the fuck up already. stupid tripe.

no, really. just shut up. you suck.

you are ruining this board.......damn.....hubris was right....

...damn.

Wow! me? single-handed? Damn, do I have power or what? Cool! I now proclaim myself empress of the internet! Thank you, LJ! (You should have put this in the compliment thread, but I ain't complaining).

PS Have you alerted UT to the danger I pose? I'd tell him right away if I were you!

Hey! And I just noticed mine is post no. 100 in this thread. Doo-Doo-Doo, Doo-Doo-Doo (Twilight Zone music playing in background). Thank you for sending me off to sleep with a good laugh!

[kerosene]

Welcome back, LJ. Hope life is treating you well.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by case

Welcome back, LJ. Hope life is treating you well.

You're supposed to insult him, you wiper of other people's bottoms!

[kerosene]

Originally Posted by Brianna

You're supposed to insult him, you wiper of other people's bottoms!

Hey, okay, let me try this...

Maybe you shouldn't be kissing his ass so much, or I wouldn't have to wipe it

And I think I am suppose to insult LJ, now...

Um...LJ, you nonexistent pidgeon, go sell another honda or something...and quit forgetting to wipe!

How was that? I will try harder to be insulting...since this is, in fact the insult thread.

And I liked your idea earlier about , but I have to settle for right now.

LJ, Flippant dropped by for a visit, and her take is that you're so down on Garnet because you obviously like to fuck monkeys and you're afraid the authorities at PETA will interfere with your beastial little pleasures - just like you like to fuck with everyone here at the celler. No doubt the monkeys at the typewriter logo was what attracted you here in the first place. Flippant feels concerned for you and says further that you definitely have a monkey problem, and you should try to blend in and maintain a low profile to keep the PETA gestapo off your back. And BTW, I wouldn't give a scintilla, never mind a scad for your shit stirring course, you are talking to the master of shit, I just don't usually bother to crap all over slime like you.

[busterb]

Just for hell of it, I pitch in a small bit use your spell checker some time. the plural for monkey is monkeys. Some time the changing the "Y" to ies don't fly. How's that for some redneck grammer? Please don't check the "punctuation!" In keeping w/this thread. Oh well.

Originally Posted by busterb

Just for hell of it, I pitch in a small bit use your spell checker some time. the plural for monkey is monkeys. Some time the changing the "Y" to ies don't fly. How's that for some redneck grammer? Please don't check the "punctuation!" In keeping w/this thread. Oh well.

Hey, Busterb, help comes from the most unlikely places! Thank you for the spell check. My worthless spelling is one of the hallmarks of my posts. You rednecks are smarter than you look (I come from a family of 'em on one side, so I should know!)!

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by marichiko

LJ, Flippant dropped by for a visit, and her take is that you're so down on Garnet because you obviously like to fuck monkeys and you're afraid the authorities at PETA will interfere with your beastial little pleasures - just like you like to fuck with everyone here at the celler. No doubt the monkeys at the typewriter logo was what attracted you here in the first place. Flippant feels concerned for you and says further that you definitely have a monkey problem, and you should try to blend in and maintain a low profile to keep the PETA gestapo off your back. And BTW, I wouldn't give a scintilla, never mind a scad for your shit stirring course, you are talking to the master of shit, I just don't usually bother to crap all over slime like you.

ok, I know this is a lot like bitchslapping a 4 year old, but for the entertainment of those of you that HAVE some sense:

Mari,
you ignorant slut.

How is it possible that you are the only one who has not noticed that every thread you participate in quickly dissolves into uncomfortably inane chatter? Your cloying, self congratulatory quips with those you agree with usually make that other person want to change sides so that they are not associated with your tired ass. I'd slap you, but I don;t want to get stupid on my hands.

You blame your stupidity and "memory loss" on CO poisoning. How freaking stupid were you not to service your freaking heater? Why do we have to support your lazy ass now that it is over? You steal minutes from AOL, just so you can lower the cumulative IQ of this fine board. Get a motherfuckin' job in data entry and leave. maybe then all those funny people that used to be here will come back. and the new ones won't be disgusted by your needy soul draining whining. take brianna and the rest of your little blowjob buddies with you. As for you and your pal flippant talking about me, at least she has the sense to keep her fucking nose out of what does not concern her. I'm sure she appreciates your telling me what her "take on me" is. you moron. flippant, you don;t want any of this, do you? no, of course you don;t .....it doesn't concern you, right?

To sum up.....mari, you suck, and it's contagious. get out now. no one likes you.

you may be the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

your pal, jim

Originally Posted by lumberjim

your pal, jim

OH, LJ! You still love me!