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lobber of scimitars
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How do you tell the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
The skidmarks are in front of the snake. ***** Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional Courtesy. ***** What do you call a busful of dead lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? A good start. ***** (when I was a secretary there was one Public Defender that used to call a couple times a week and I'd hit him with a new lawyer joke every time.)
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