The Insult Thread

[lumberjim]

garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity. In other words,

you steaming hot shit
a bottomless pit
of douchebaggery,........ you be.
how's that for bad poetry, slut?

PS, did that yeast infection clear up yet?

[garnet]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity.

Wow, LJ, you're an even bigger pussy than I thought. You couldn't just come right out and insult me (like everyone else does), no, you had to re-open a thread that's been dead for SIX MONTHS and hide behind that as a way to do it. Grow a spine, loser.

You know, I'm rather flattered that I made an impression on you and others right from the start. In your case, I can't even recall a single post you've ever made--yes, you're that boring and uninspiring. You do have your gay little poetry room that no one ever goes to, and that's the only reason I've ever even heard of you.

You see, LJ, you may not like me personally, but I personally couldn't give a shit about how you feel. I don't know who you are, don't know anything about you, and have no interest whatsoever in finding anything out about you or your dull, forgettable personality. One of my favorite movies is "American Beauty," and there's a great line from that movie that perfectly describes people like you:

"You're very ordinary."

That must be really sad for you. Now go take your Viagra and try to fuck over someone who cares.

[Elspode]

Did I miss something here? Or was this always intended to be a flesh-ripping, go-for-the-nads-in-all-seriousness insult thread?

[garnet]

Originally Posted by Elspode

Did I miss something here? Or was this always intended to be a flesh-ripping, go-for-the-nads-in-all-seriousness insult thread?

Well Patrick, I didn't think it was, but you'd have to ask Lumberjim about that since he re-opened this thread with the sole intent of ripping me a new one.