Cellar tag lines

[alphageek31337]

The Cellar: Do It For The Children
The Cellar: We put the *FUN* in functional addict
The Cellar: Ctrl+Alt+Del, repeat as needed
The Cellar: Rock out with you cock out
The Cellar: Hang out with your wang out
(god, I could come up with a million of these)
The Cellar: Instant dissent, just add users
The Cellar: And He saw that it was...well...alright...
The Cellar: More Federal Investigations Per Capita than Syria
The Cellar: Cool...I mean, like Djibouti cool...
The Cellar: Nobody really reads this part, anyway
The Cellar: We've got guns. Pay attention.
The Cellar: Booty traps
The Cellar: In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream...
The Cellar: Because at 3am, it's either this or porn
The Cellar: On the internet, no one knows that you're a Toad.
The Cellar: It slices, dices and makes julienne fries
The Cellar: Guaranteed not to rust, bust, collect dust or bag at the knees
The Cellar: Home of gentlemen, scholars, and judges of fine whiskey.
The Cellar: Sent by the one who is called 'I Am'

It's like a shotgun or a surgical air strike; if I fire enough, maybe I'll hit the target by pure chance

edit: Decided to include one of my rules to live by

The Cellar: Don't be stupid, and don't be a dick.