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Old 09-13-2004, 08:49 AM   #1
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Originally Posted by Catwoman
To overcome the restrictions of myself. (Ha - that gets 'em all in one!!)
Does that include the leather and bondage paraphenalia?
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:55 AM   #2
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I would like the power to fly like Superman.

I would use it to start a new competitively priced tower rigging business (changing lightbulbs at the tops of radio and TV station towers.) I might save kittens from trees too, for a fair price. I would entertain other legal business opportunities as they came up.
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Old 09-13-2004, 09:09 AM   #3
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I would like the power to fly like Superman.

I would use it to start a new competitively priced tower rigging business (changing lightbulbs at the tops of radio and TV station towers.) I might save kittens from trees too, for a fair price. I would entertain other legal business opportunities as they came up.
Ah. Superman ... with an agent.
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:35 PM   #4
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... I might save kittens from trees too...
Trees are just minding their own business. It is the kittens who are menacing the trees. Don't let that "innocent" act fool you.

Those kittens have claws like razors, huge, bloody fangs.

brrrr.
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Old 09-13-2004, 09:11 AM   #5
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Does that include the leather and bondage paraphenalia?
Actually, the suit is moulded from ultra lightweight malleable carbon fibre - to give the flexibility and bullet proofing requirements one needs for day-to-day evil-fighting and building-jumping. The bondage shit is just for show - people are more inclined to respond to my money-making TV spin-offs and movies if they can imagine me as some kind of mistress dominatrix. But Pussywoman never caught on.
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Old 09-13-2004, 09:36 AM   #6
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i would be unbreakable so that i could "take care" of the piles of sh*t in the world with no fear of physical damage to myself.
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