9/1/2004: Here's milk in your eye - Page 2

alphageek31337 · 09-02-2004, 12:12 AM

I noticed the channel one day when puffing out my cheeks so as to look like a monkey (study hall, I believe 9th grade), and I have successfully forced water through the opening, though never any distance greater than my own t-shirt...looks like I just found a new hobby.

Trilby · 09-02-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by YellowBolt

Anyways, on the topic of channels developing, I found one directly from my nose to mouth in 1st grade. I can force boogers through it...

We, and when I say "we" I mean "I", appreciate your candor. Now please excuse me

chrisinhouston · 09-02-2004, 09:56 AM

Be a great parody to the government sponsored "Got Milk?" ads that you see everywhere. Perhaps some group could form a 527 and run the ads!

Griff · 09-02-2004, 10:07 AM

This is one of my bro-in-laws party tricks. He has a lot of them. Big old school Phish Head. Coincidence?

Elspode · 09-02-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I'll rephrase, then.

My naturally present passage between my nose and my right eye has, within the last two years, become more succeptible to allowing reverse flow. I now have to put a finger on the inner corner of my eye when I blow my nose.

Time to find a suitably benign substance and get into training, man.

glatt · 09-02-2004, 12:56 PM

Saline solution. Get a cup of lukewarm water, and add some salt.

Trilby · 09-02-2004, 08:24 PM

Nothing beats good hand/nose/mouth hygiene. nothing!

Now, quit pickin' your boogers and free those moments up for more important things--like scratching your butt!

Happy Monkey · 09-02-2004, 09:57 PM

(via Fark)

Milk's for wussies.

Guess · 09-02-2004, 11:28 PM

holy crap!!! happy monkey that picture is so fricken scary!

Cyber Wolf · 09-03-2004, 07:33 AM

There's...something not right about that snake. In his mouth it looks awful flat and I've never seen a snake with jaw THAT angular. You could cut something with that snake's lower 'lip'.

Elspode · 09-05-2004, 06:28 PM

I've just come up with a new freak show act...shooting fire from your eyes!

A little grain alcohol...hold your nose, shut your mouth, flick your bic and voila'!

Can you patent incredibly stupid human tricks?

wolf · 09-05-2004, 09:30 PM

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Don't try this at home.

Thank you.

Or if you must, please have excellent insurance benefits and a fire extinguisher handy.

jojomonkeygirl · 09-05-2004, 10:52 PM

my brother can do that

lookout123 · 09-05-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

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Don't try this at home.

Thank you.

Or if you must, please have excellent insurance benefits and a fire extinguisher handy.

yes, if possible have those but you must absolutely make sure you have a video camera running and a portion of your will dedicated to making sure said video makes it's way to the cellar.

09-02-2004, 12:12 AM	#16
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	I noticed the channel one day when puffing out my cheeks so as to look like a monkey (study hall, I believe 9th grade), and I have successfully forced water through the opening, though never any distance greater than my own t-shirt...looks like I just found a new hobby. __________________ The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ---Friedrich Nietzsche

09-02-2004, 10:07 AM	#19
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	This is one of my bro-in-laws party tricks. He has a lot of them. Big old school Phish Head. Coincidence? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-02-2004, 09:57 PM	#23
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	(via Fark) Milk's for wussies. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-02-2004, 11:28 PM	#24
Guess What's my name? Guess Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 69	holy crap!!! happy monkey that picture is so fricken scary! __________________ "Earth laughs in flowers" ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

09-03-2004, 07:33 AM	#25
Cyber Wolf As stable as a ring of PU-239 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: On a huge rock covered in water, highly advanced moss and 7 billion parasites Posts: 1,264	There's...something not right about that snake. In his mouth it looks awful flat and I've never seen a snake with jaw THAT angular. You could cut something with that snake's lower 'lip'. __________________ "I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then getting' upset 'cos they act like people." ~Adam Young, Good Omens "I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out." ~Adam Young, Good Omens

09-02-2004, 09:56 AM	#18
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Be a great parody to the government sponsored "Got Milk?" ads that you see everywhere. Perhaps some group could form a 527 and run the ads!

09-02-2004, 12:56 PM	#21
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Saline solution. Get a cup of lukewarm water, and add some salt.

09-02-2004, 08:24 PM	#22
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Nothing beats good hand/nose/mouth hygiene. nothing! Now, quit pickin' your boogers and free those moments up for more important things--like scratching your butt!

09-05-2004, 06:28 PM	#26
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I've just come up with a new freak show act...shooting fire from your eyes! A little grain alcohol...hold your nose, shut your mouth, flick your bic and voila'! Can you patent incredibly stupid human tricks? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-05-2004, 09:30 PM	#27
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	^ \| Don't try this at home. Thank you. Or if you must, please have excellent insurance benefits and a fire extinguisher handy. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-05-2004, 10:52 PM	#28
jojomonkeygirl Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NC Posts: 36	my brother can do that

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