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Old 08-27-2004, 08:42 AM   #1
SouthOfNoNorth
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here's one to stump you karma evaluators. i used to work as a security guard when i was in college. the visiting team fans for football games would ALWAYS come up to me and ask for directions. they were obnoxious - older snotty alumni with visors/polo shirts/too tight khaki shorts/white socks with penny loafers. i used give them the most fubar directions. i'd have fun coming up with ficticious landmarks for them to find and make a turn at (i'd almost always use a purple house, though, for some reason that was my favorite). the question is, do i incur bad karma for my naughty deed, or good for punishing the infidels?
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Old 08-27-2004, 09:24 AM   #2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthOfNoNorth
Do i incur bad karma for my naughty deed, or good for punishing the infidels?
Punishing yuppies is always good Karma...
You may now pass "Go" and proceed directly to East Liberty.

(For all you non-yinzers, "Sliberty" is the black hole of Pittsburgh, You cannot escape once you fall in.
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