What's the first thing you do after getting home from work?

[warch]

The first 7:

1. Put bike away. Hang up helmet.
2. Open door while hopping, run quickly to bathroom and pee. (I've decided this is just a trained impulse triggered by the jingle of my keys in the lock.)
3. Throw bag on floor.
4. Put keys down on some surface that I will not recall at 8:30 the next morning.
5. Remove shoes and sox, if any (this is quite a common one, eh?)
6. Grab a beverage/ snack.
7. If its like today, go putz in the yard till dark.


(I'm horrible about remembering to get the mail and check phone messages. If the Mr. is not around, I sometimes go for days.)

[beavis]

i sit on the front steps, crack open a beer and have a smoke. that's my zen time.

[Pi]

During the week : Eating, restart working (learning), do some sports, watch a film, or internet, go see some folks next door, movies.
Friday : Coming home, check mail, do some shopping, start cleaning, fall asleep while watching TV at 10 pm...