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Crimson Ghost · 07-23-2004, 04:22 AM

Apparently, some of the minimum-security prisons are not as secure as we hoped.

"Escaped Convict On The Loose"
Franko Bulsara, a convicted felon arrested on several extortion and fraud charges, escaped from a chain gang yesterday, while on a cleanup detail for the county. Bulsara is 3 foot 2 inch tall, with several tattoos, referred to as 'tribal design', on his arms and chest, bald with a 'goatee' beard.
He usually promotes himself as a fortune teller.
Residents and police are warned to be on the lookout for a "small medium at large".

07-23-2004, 04:22 AM	#11
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Apparently, some of the minimum-security prisons are not as secure as we hoped. "Escaped Convict On The Loose" Franko Bulsara, a convicted felon arrested on several extortion and fraud charges, escaped from a chain gang yesterday, while on a cleanup detail for the county. Bulsara is 3 foot 2 inch tall, with several tattoos, referred to as 'tribal design', on his arms and chest, bald with a 'goatee' beard. He usually promotes himself as a fortune teller. Residents and police are warned to be on the lookout for a "small medium at large". __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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