2/28: Buck semen

Undertoad · 02-28-2002, 10:34 AM

From http://www.scentshield.com/stillsteamin.html

Via Everlasting Blort, and the only thing I can say is... sometimes hunters are insane. I realize that stalking the wily prey answers instincts deep in the soul, but if you insist on spreading deer semen in order to do it, I think there must be other instincts going on.

Chewbaccus · 02-28-2002, 10:47 AM

Welcome to West Virginia, where the men are men and the deer are scared.

~mike

blase · 02-28-2002, 12:25 PM

The site says the stuff is synthetic, but my disgust is genuine.

Griff · 02-28-2002, 12:41 PM

Its the floor polish that...

Nic Name · 02-28-2002, 12:43 PM

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Note: Easy to use, just use one drop of Still Steamin every few yards to create a potent scent trail or create a 'follow me' scent line by dragging a Scent Wick saturated with Still Steamin. At your hunting site, place a Dip Wick soaked in Still Steamin strategically to bring deer in for the best shot.

This reminds me of the video clip, shown on America's Funniest Home Videos, where the dip wick hunter put the scent on himself as a lure. He must have used the rutting buck urine scent, because he attracted a buck which attacked him. I suppose it could have been worse ... if he had used the doe estrus urine scent, and the buck had attempted to give him some genuine buck semen.

warch · 02-28-2002, 07:52 PM

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buck semen

Isn't that some kind of lower ranking member of the coast guard?

elSicomoro · 02-28-2002, 08:34 PM

"Buck is a scary motherfucker. Buck...don't fuck with Buck 'cause Buck will fuck you up. Fuck Buck though."--RevCo

Sorry...when I first saw this, I thought it said "Buck Satan," and so my mind immediately went to Al Jourgensen and the Revolting Cocks.

Disgusting, but on topic: Although we know that it is synthetic (from the site), I would think that it would have to be even without them saying so. I would figure that if it were real semen, it would dry up at room temperature.

But it DOES come with a dip wick. *breaks into uncontrolable laughter*

"Why use 'old' dark, contaminated urine when you can use fresh, yellow, ‘like it was just sprayed’ urine?" Pffft...

02-28-2002, 10:34 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	2/28: Buck semen From http://www.scentshield.com/stillsteamin.html Via Everlasting Blort, and the only thing I can say is... sometimes hunters are insane. I realize that stalking the wily prey answers instincts deep in the soul, but if you insist on spreading deer semen in order to do it, I think there must be other instincts going on.

02-28-2002, 10:47 AM	#2
Chewbaccus Freethinker/booter Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 523	Welcome to West Virginia, where the men are men and the deer are scared. ~mike __________________ Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

02-28-2002, 12:25 PM	#3
blase Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 91	The site says the stuff is synthetic, but my disgust is genuine.

02-28-2002, 12:41 PM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Its the floor polish that...

02-28-2002, 08:34 PM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"Buck is a scary motherfucker. Buck...don't fuck with Buck 'cause Buck will fuck you up. Fuck Buck though."--RevCo Sorry...when I first saw this, I thought it said "Buck Satan," and so my mind immediately went to Al Jourgensen and the Revolting Cocks. Disgusting, but on topic: Although we know that it is synthetic (from the site), I would think that it would have to be even without them saying so. I would figure that if it were real semen, it would dry up at room temperature. But it DOES come with a dip wick. breaks into uncontrolable laughter "Why use 'old' dark, contaminated urine when you can use fresh, yellow, ‘like it was just sprayed’ urine?" Pffft...

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