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Old 07-09-2004, 06:00 PM   #1
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Gotta love those fringe types!
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Old 07-09-2004, 06:03 PM   #2
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what? a group hug won't solve our problems? alright then, somebody's gotta die - who's it going to be?
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Old 07-09-2004, 06:13 PM   #3
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How come somebody always has to die? I know! Let's round up all the members of al-Qa'ida along with George Jr. and subject them all to a rigorous cult-deprogramming. All wash-outs from the school will be sent to Antartica to put radio collars on Emperor penguins under the close scrutiny of armed ornithologists.
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Old 07-09-2004, 06:23 PM   #4
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forceful cult deprogramming may result in kidnapping charges. that is no good.
a good shooting can always be handled with a number of defenses such as " i was insane, i swear", "i was just cleaning it and it just went off" or "he attacked me - i had no choice but to shoot him until i had emptied all 3 clips, reloaded, and emptied them again before i slowly drove over him with a steam roller."

and besides, isn't it just good old clean american fun to kill the enemy?
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Old 07-10-2004, 11:37 AM   #5
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More often, we sent them foreign aid and military hardware.
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Old 07-12-2004, 08:20 AM   #6
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How come somebody always has to die? I know! Let's round up all the members of al-Qa'ida along with George Jr. and subject them all to a rigorous cult-deprogramming. All wash-outs from the school will be sent to Antartica to put radio collars on Emperor penguins under the close scrutiny of armed ornithologists.
I'd vote for this! :thumpsup:
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