Turd assocation

Crimson Ghost · 07-04-2004, 01:45 AM

the "oh dear sweet god, please let me live" turd

2 different meanings:

1) the turd is so robust that the soft, dainty ring of muscle is in danger of ripping in two
(search "extreme bowel prolapse" for some award winning examples)

2) having consumed items not in the best of condition (ie: hot egg salad, too much dried fruit, ect......), your insides have melted and are now marching out of your hind end. praying to "deity" to let you live includes: hanging on to the sink; crying; checking to make sure your intestine is still inside you; banging your head against the wall, hoping to pass out and when you wake up, it'll all be over; ect...........

07-04-2004, 01:45 AM	#11
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	the "oh dear sweet god, please let me live" turd 2 different meanings: 1) the turd is so robust that the soft, dainty ring of muscle is in danger of ripping in two (search "extreme bowel prolapse" for some award winning examples) 2) having consumed items not in the best of condition (ie: hot egg salad, too much dried fruit, ect......), your insides have melted and are now marching out of your hind end. praying to "deity" to let you live includes: hanging on to the sink; crying; checking to make sure your intestine is still inside you; banging your head against the wall, hoping to pass out and when you wake up, it'll all be over; ect........... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)