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xoxoxoBruce · 08-31-2020, 11:06 PM

The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months.
That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick wall.

glatt · 09-01-2020, 07:24 AM

I loved it as a kid.

I'm an adult now.

Diaphone Jim · 09-01-2020, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I had to 'splain that one to Momdigr, too.

She didn't remember the commercials.

I was right: I do not think I ever saw one of those.
The Pete Rose one may date them.

Happy Monkey · 09-01-2020, 03:52 PM

I've been curious about Kool-Aid pickles...

Not curious enough to do anything about it though.

BigV · 09-01-2020, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I had to 'splain that one to Momdigr, too.

She didn't remember the commercials.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I loved it as a kid.

I'm an adult now.

That was then.

This is now.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2020, 09:38 PM

Didn't he used to do things like knock down a wall so kids could watch a ballgame rather than just destroying shit because he can?

Gravdigr · 09-02-2020, 02:28 PM

I killed that brain cell long ago.

Griff · 09-02-2020, 03:39 PM

We used to put grain alcohol in that. I don't have any desire.

Gravdigr · 09-05-2020, 10:45 AM

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footfootfoot · 09-06-2020, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months.
That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick wall.

Richard Brautigan has a short story in Trout Fishing In America called "Kool-Aid Wino."

The Kool-Aid Wino

Griff · 09-06-2020, 11:05 AM

nice

Gravdigr · 09-06-2020, 09:28 PM

Quote:

...in a voice filled with sand and string...

glatt · 09-07-2020, 08:15 AM

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This made me chuckle.

Griff · 09-07-2020, 09:57 AM

(like)

BigV · 09-07-2020, 06:13 PM

How do you know this isn't happening all the time?

08-31-2020, 11:06 PM	#6046
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The US drinks 563 million gallons of Kool-Aid a year, half (17 gal/sec) during the 3 summer months. That shit makes me gag, I can't even. But I know given half a chance it'll bust through a brick wall. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-01-2020, 03:52 PM	#6049
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I've been curious about Kool-Aid pickles... Not curious enough to do anything about it though. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-01-2020, 09:38 PM	#6051
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Didn't he used to do things like knock down a wall so kids could watch a ballgame rather than just destroying shit because he can? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-02-2020, 02:28 PM	#6052
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I killed that brain cell long ago. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-02-2020, 03:39 PM	#6053
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We used to put grain alcohol in that. I don't have any desire. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-01-2020, 07:24 AM	#6047
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I loved it as a kid. I'm an adult now.

09-05-2020, 10:45 AM	#6054
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-06-2020, 11:05 AM	#6056
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	nice __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-07-2020, 08:15 AM	#6058
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/faraday_tour.png This made me chuckle. Last edited by glatt; 09-07-2020 at 10:53 AM.

09-07-2020, 09:57 AM	#6059
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	(like) __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-07-2020, 06:13 PM	#6060
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	How do you know this isn't happening all the time? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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