Darwin award winners

[Dude111]

Lets list stories we find of people who deserve this award

Doesnt matter when it happend..........

Ill list a couple.........

One Large Pepperoni With an Arrest Warrant on Top

BUTTE, Mont. (AP) — Two men who tried to pay for a pizza delivery with a forged check were arrested following a sting operation involving an officer disguised as a Papa John's employee. Police later ate the "evidence."

The Jan. 17 incident began with a pizza order that Papa John's employees recognized as going to an address where customers had paid with forged checks.
Manager Brian Holm called police, and officers came up with a plan to catch the crooks.
Officer Rhonda Peterson volunteered to wear a Papa John's uniform and ride with an employee on the delivery. Peterson brought her gun and radio and three officers provided backup while she approached the apartment, said Sgt. Jerry Williams.
The pizza delivery was 20 minutes late because of the police work and the customers even called asking what was taking so long.
Charles Pederson, 39, answered the door and was arrested after passing the forged check to police.
Officers also arrested Jesse Risher, 28, after he allegedly tried to hide in the apartment. Officers searched him, finding methamphetamine and a pipe in his coat pocket, court records indicate.

Drug Dealer Leaves Loot at Shopping Mall

A crack cocaine dealer who forgot a backpack containing C$91,000 ($74,000) in a Winnipeg mall was arrested after he tried to reclaim the bag at the mall's lost-and-found desk.
The dealer, Shu Tshung Wong, 32, received a five-year prison sentence this week, the Winnipeg Sun reported on Wednesday. The newspaper quoted the judge in the case as saying the penalty was at the "low end of the scale," but noted Wong, who agreed to the sentence, did not have a previous criminal record.
After police arrested Wong, they found a key to a storage locker that contained cocaine, cash and equipment commonly used to cook cocaine into the crack form, the newspaper said.
"Regret doesn't come close to describing my feelings," Wong said in court. "My family has been devastated and that is something that is my fault."

List more dues

[limey]

All of the people in all of the coronavirus stricken countries who are rushing to be cheek by jowl with total strangers from many miles away on beaches around the world.

[DanaC]

Yes!

[Happy Monkey]

Darwin awards only apply if they remove themselves from the gene pool. So the Covid-19 beachgoers may qualify, but the first couple don't.


I don't think the beachgoers would win, though, because I think the Darwin Awards tend to favor people who take themselves out, but don't take others with them.