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Squawk · 03-20-2020, 05:34 PM

On the first day of isolation my true love sent to me
A cartridge in an uzi.
On the second day of isolation my true love sent to me
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the third day of isolation my true love sent to me
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the fourth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the fifth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the sixth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the seventh day of isolation my true love sent to me
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the eighth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the ninth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the tenth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bix pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the eleventh day of isolation my true love sent to me
Eleven rolls of Andrex
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.
On the twelfth day of isolation my true love sent to me
Twelve snipers shooting
Eleven rolls of Andrex
Ten sores a-sleeping
Nine pills a-popping
Eight ways of sneezing
Seven cons a-phishing
Six police arresting
Five chicken wings
Four calling cards
Three bic pens
Two surgical gloves
And a cartridge in an uzi.

03-20-2020, 05:34 PM	#1
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	On the first day of isolation my true love sent to me A cartridge in an uzi. On the second day of isolation my true love sent to me Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the third day of isolation my true love sent to me Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the fourth day of isolation my true love sent to me Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the fifth day of isolation my true love sent to me Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the sixth day of isolation my true love sent to me Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the seventh day of isolation my true love sent to me Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the eighth day of isolation my true love sent to me Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the ninth day of isolation my true love sent to me Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the tenth day of isolation my true love sent to me Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bix pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the eleventh day of isolation my true love sent to me Eleven rolls of Andrex Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the twelfth day of isolation my true love sent to me Twelve snipers shooting Eleven rolls of Andrex Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

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