February Forwardness: Nosy Questions for Newbs and Cellariatrics

[Griff]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Not Athens, PA?

Maybe slang can speak to that

[Carruthers]

1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)

Country, thank you very much. Cities frighten the life out of me.

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....

Neither. I don't use either in cooking or on food.

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?

Bloomberg. For no other reason than I can't pronounce the other chap's name.

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

The clocks are put forward an hour.

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?

I'll get back to you...

6) Red or Green?

Port or starboard? Bit of a tricky one.

7) What is your favorite consonant?

Wobble U.

8) Do you floss your teeth?

No. I use those mini brushes.

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yes, but the chances of using it for its intended purpose are about four fifths of the square root of damn all.

10) Rome or Athens?

Neither. I don't like cities. See (1) above.

[slang]

Originally Posted by Griff

Maybe slang can speak to that

I like Rome, NY. Athens, PA is much more gat friendly. Was last time I was in PA anyway.