euphamisms

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 02:11 PM

so, we discovered that somehow in jag's own particular blend of "worldy naivetee" that he didn't know what "light in the loafers" meant.

so what else is he(are we) missing? put down some of your euphamisms for whatever...i'm sure wolf has some good ones for "crazy"

i'll start with some i like to use:

Mr. Gotrocks: a rich man

fugly: fucking ugly

chubby chaser: someone who likes "big boned women"

and so on

jaguar · 06-05-2004, 02:14 PM

fugly has two meanings in my experience, usually overlapping, fucking ugly and fat and ugly

blue · 06-05-2004, 02:20 PM

buff: big ugly fat fucker, wait, but that's really an acronym...I think.

I always wanted a dog named fugly.

Snotnose...anyone younger than me.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 02:37 PM

there're good ones for things we don't like to say out loud.

like pooping:

I have to go mail a package

I have to pinch a loaf

or peeing:

my back teeth are floating

i gotta pee so bad i can taste it

you're full of shit:

your eyes are brown

blue · 06-05-2004, 02:41 PM

Have to go drain the weasel.

Have to go chip some porcelain.

Penis:

Mr. Sticky...ooo, shoulda put that one in the blue58 poll.

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 03:39 PM

here're some car biz euphamisms in story form. this is fictional except for the one character name...Mr Dick, the sales manager.. he's a real guy. i didnt work with him, but the former finance guy did.

I had this customer named Gus. Gus Tomer. Gus had a very beautiful wife. How beautiful? let's just say that 'I'd be willing to go into the hole' for this deal. Gus had been in looking, and i had called him to see what he thought about the deal. He said his wife liked the car, but wasn't too keen on the number. I suggested that he bring her down to the dealership and we'd 'dicker'. When they arrived, it was clear that she 'wore the pants in the family'. So, in negotiating, i was addressing her. As things often do, we reached an impasse on the number. I had gone as low as i could, and advised her that if she wanted any better of a deal, she'd have to 'talk to Mr. Dick'. Mr Gus Tomer ended up buying, and that was one more car that I had "burning Gas" or, one more set of taillights "over the curb"

jojomonkeygirl · 06-05-2004, 03:55 PM

doody: going to drop the kids off at the pool or the Browns are going to the Super Bowl!

Undertoad · 06-05-2004, 08:24 PM

Sometimes I tell people I'm going to void liquid by-products.

Or, make a big splash in waste futures.

Griff · 06-05-2004, 08:41 PM

I've got a brown trout peeping.

Griff · 06-05-2004, 08:48 PM

BTW is euphamism a euphemism for euphemism? Live by the sword die by the sword brother.

Nothing But Net · 06-05-2004, 08:51 PM

Urinatation: the second best thing you can do with your dick.

lookout123 · 06-05-2004, 11:06 PM

not sure if it counts since they are really acronyms.

fubar - fucked up beyond all recognition
snafu - situation normal. all fucked up.
charlie fox - cluster fuck

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regular euphamisms
taking the skin boat to tuna town
feeding the oneeyed trouser snake
need i say more? yes i'm a pig.

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and for lj - one i have carried over from the car biz - JAG. it's about as versatile as "fuck" could be someone who is a really good person to have a bs session with or someone who talks big but never buys...

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Griff
BTW is euphamism a euphemism for euphemism? Live by the sword die by the sword brother.

brutal, dude. i guess i deserved that. bet most people wouldn't have caught that. thanksafuckinglot.

blue · 06-05-2004, 11:49 PM

I caught it but we all knew you were a dumbass to start with...

boat to tuna town....rofl

lumberjim · 06-05-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blue
I caught it

yeah, bullshit. you didn't catch it.

06-05-2004, 02:11 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	euphamisms so, we discovered that somehow in jag's own particular blend of "worldy naivetee" that he didn't know what "light in the loafers" meant. so what else is he(are we) missing? put down some of your euphamisms for whatever...i'm sure wolf has some good ones for "crazy" i'll start with some i like to use: Mr. Gotrocks: a rich man fugly: fucking ugly chubby chaser: someone who likes "big boned women" and so on __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 02:14 PM	#2
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	fugly has two meanings in my experience, usually overlapping, fucking ugly and fat and ugly __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-05-2004, 02:20 PM	#3
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	buff: big ugly fat fucker, wait, but that's really an acronym...I think. I always wanted a dog named fugly. Snotnose...anyone younger than me. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

06-05-2004, 02:37 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	there're good ones for things we don't like to say out loud. like pooping: I have to go mail a package I have to pinch a loaf or peeing: my back teeth are floating i gotta pee so bad i can taste it you're full of shit: your eyes are brown __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 02:41 PM	#5
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	or peeing: Have to go drain the weasel. Have to go chip some porcelain. Penis: Mr. Sticky...ooo, shoulda put that one in the blue58 poll. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell. Last edited by blue; 06-05-2004 at 03:17 PM.

06-05-2004, 03:39 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	here're some car biz euphamisms in story form. this is fictional except for the one character name...Mr Dick, the sales manager.. he's a real guy. i didnt work with him, but the former finance guy did. I had this customer named Gus. Gus Tomer. Gus had a very beautiful wife. How beautiful? let's just say that 'I'd be willing to go into the hole' for this deal. Gus had been in looking, and i had called him to see what he thought about the deal. He said his wife liked the car, but wasn't too keen on the number. I suggested that he bring her down to the dealership and we'd 'dicker'. When they arrived, it was clear that she 'wore the pants in the family'. So, in negotiating, i was addressing her. As things often do, we reached an impasse on the number. I had gone as low as i could, and advised her that if she wanted any better of a deal, she'd have to 'talk to Mr. Dick'. Mr Gus Tomer ended up buying, and that was one more car that I had "burning Gas" or, one more set of taillights "over the curb" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-05-2004, 03:55 PM	#7
jojomonkeygirl Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: NC Posts: 36	doody: going to drop the kids off at the pool or the Browns are going to the Super Bowl!

06-05-2004, 08:24 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Sometimes I tell people I'm going to void liquid by-products. Or, make a big splash in waste futures.

06-05-2004, 08:41 PM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	need to find a toilet quickly I've got a brown trout peeping. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-05-2004, 08:48 PM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	BTW is euphamism a euphemism for euphemism? Live by the sword die by the sword brother. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-05-2004, 08:51 PM	#11
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Urinatation: the second best thing you can do with your dick.

06-05-2004, 11:06 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	not sure if it counts since they are really acronyms. fubar - fucked up beyond all recognition snafu - situation normal. all fucked up. charlie fox - cluster fuck -------------------- regular euphamisms taking the skin boat to tuna town feeding the oneeyed trouser snake need i say more? yes i'm a pig. --------------- and for lj - one i have carried over from the car biz - JAG. it's about as versatile as "fuck" could be someone who is a really good person to have a bs session with or someone who talks big but never buys... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-05-2004, 11:49 PM	#14
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	I caught it but we all knew you were a dumbass to start with... boat to tuna town....rofl __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

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