Your most dangerous encounter with an animal!

[Elionwyr]

Originally posted by onetrack
3. Being old enough to know better, and squatting in front of sunbaking freshwater crocodile (the harmless variety, they tell you) .. and upon rising up, quickly, found the crocodile would rise up on its legs and open its jaws ..

Harmless compared to...?

(I would never use that particular word to describe a croc. Yer lucky that snap didn't remove any parts you're fond of.)