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footfootfoot · 04-10-2019, 12:18 PM

1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?)

The lane with the fewest potholes/smoothest pavement.

2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden?

No. Coca Cola was named after Sir Francis Cocac, an early explorer in South America. The spanish speaking natives would greet him by saying Hola! Cocac, and a drink was named after him called Cocac Hola! At least that's what Coca Cola's website says.

3) Who's ya daddy?

Yo mama

4) If you fill in a 4*4 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid:
JOHN
ARTH
URDO
OHIC
and the word HOARD might be a contender

I can't fill a 4*4 grid

5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc?

https://www.colourlovers.com/palettes/add

6) Did the bitch deserve it?

Well, she did ask for it

7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....?

salt

8) What should the next question be?

"If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?"

Flint · 04-10-2019, 04:39 PM

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04-10-2019, 12:18 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	1) If there's no-one else around, which lane of the the freeway/motorway do you drive in? (And if nobody saw you, did it happen?) The lane with the fewest potholes/smoothest pavement. 2) Is there any truth to the rumor that coca cola was so named because it was make from extracts of some bodily fluids from Koalas who had chewed Coca leaves, and the Coca leaves and Kola nuts story was made up after it was realized this would be a truth better kept hidden? No. Coca Cola was named after Sir Francis Cocac, an early explorer in South America. The spanish speaking natives would greet him by saying Hola! Cocac, and a drink was named after him called Cocac Hola! At least that's what Coca Cola's website says. 3) Who's ya daddy? Yo mama 4) If you fill in a 44 grid with the first 16 letters of all of your names, going left to right on each row, what is the longest word you can make using Boggle rules? e.g. John Arthur Doohickey-Balls would have this grid: JOHN ARTH URDO OHIC and the word HOARD might be a contender I can't fill a 44 grid 5) You are picking new colors for your team. two colors. The first has already been chosen, the second is down to you. the first is purple, what do you choose to go with it on the team uniform, logo, fan-wear etc? https://www.colourlovers.com/palettes/add 6) Did the bitch deserve it? Well, she did ask for it 7) If you had to choose between Sugar and Salt in your diet for the next year....? salt 8) What should the next question be? "If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 04-10-2019 at 12:25 PM.

04-10-2019, 04:39 PM	#2
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