Arrrrrrgh

lumberjim · 05-31-2004, 05:51 PM

well. so we did. sorta.

from an end user standpoint, without getting into the technical nutritional and energy cost effectiveness of it all, let me just say that cooking your bacon in the microwave is morally reprehensible. Popcorn is marginally acceptable, but the fact that the fumes from it can fuck you up serve as a sign of the inherent evil resident in your indigenous domesticated microwave.

Now, take left over pizza. You put your slice in the nuker for 45-50 seconds, and it is piping hot, melty cheese.....but the crust is soggy and tough.

I put a piece in on fan/bake for 2 minutes at 400, and mine is piping hot, melty cheese, and the crust is crispy and delectable. I bet tomas rueta would even prefer it to sex. ( i can prove that, actually). I'll trade you 1 minute for crispy anytime.

05-31-2004, 05:51 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well. so we did. sorta. from an end user standpoint, without getting into the technical nutritional and energy cost effectiveness of it all, let me just say that cooking your bacon in the microwave is morally reprehensible. Popcorn is marginally acceptable, but the fact that the fumes from it can fuck you up serve as a sign of the inherent evil resident in your indigenous domesticated microwave. Now, take left over pizza. You put your slice in the nuker for 45-50 seconds, and it is piping hot, melty cheese.....but the crust is soggy and tough. I put a piece in on fan/bake for 2 minutes at 400, and mine is piping hot, melty cheese, and the crust is crispy and delectable. I bet tomas rueta would even prefer it to sex. ( i can prove that, actually). I'll trade you 1 minute for crispy anytime. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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