How to be happy

[PhuctIfiNo]

Originally Posted by henry quirk

First, lean into life. (edit: fuck that...do *this instead)

Second, crush your enemies, drive them before you, take pleasure in the lamentations of their women.

*"I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" -Seuss

I don't know if I should be creeped out by this or if maybe we are distant relatives.

Are you from Texas?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Henry's from the real America, but he left out drinking from the skull of your enemy.

[slang]

Originally Posted by henry quirk

First, lean into life. (edit: fuck that...do *this instead)

Second, crush your enemies, drive them before you, take pleasure in the lamentations of their women....

Always interesting reading your posts HQ. Sometimes confusing but always interesting. And thank you for allowing me to reasonably consider myself somewhat normal in comparison.

You wouldn't be from Texas by any chance, would you?

Originally Posted by PhuctIfiNo

I don't know if I should be creeped out by this or if maybe we are distant relatives.

Are you from Texas?

Hey Phuct. Nice to see you here. It's been a while. My regards to BeatsTheShit

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Henry's from the real America, but he left out drinking from the skull of your enemy.

Ah, the real America...from the skull, yah. Those were the days. When you could keep your annoying neighbor's severed head in a jar of formaldehyde, eyes open, to show off for your friends and relatives.

Oh crap! Here he comes! Ahhh he's here!

[ThreadHijackMan]

Yessss.

Happiness is bending a thread into a completely different direction with no shame or reluctance.

To be completely incoherent but without the need to be. A tool of sorts. The utility of jumping in to change the flow.

So that others might not have to.

[Glinda]

Originally Posted by PhuctIfiNo

I don't know if I should be creeped out by this or if maybe we are distant relatives.

Are you from Texas?

Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

Yeah, I'm a bit of a rebel with an "Oh yeah? Well, fuck you!" attitude, but not in a bad way. I don't ever fuck with anyone unless/until they fuck with me. (To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)

I was lucky enough to get out at age 10 with the good kind of Texan-ness (plain-spoken, take-no-shit, dependable and reliable, hard-scrabble and hard-working) before I could be permanently infected with the bad sort of Texan-ness (bat-shit nuts, kill-'em-all-and-sort-'em-out-later, freakazoid hater).

And for that, I'm immensely grateful.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Glinda

(To be honest, though, if/when that happens, the gloves are off, motherfucker.)

I like that in a woman.

[PhuctIfiNo]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Happy can kiss my ass. If I ever see Happy again, Ima kick him in squa his nuts, and when he bends over to hold his bruised, swelling balls, Ima kick him in the mouth.

Firearm might be a time saver on that? And more humane?

Originally Posted by Undertoad

So you're saying beer and women weren't enough.

This is perfect.

Originally Posted by Glinda

Hey, hey, hey now! Not everyone born and raised in Texas is a nutcase like our buddy, hq.

I don't really think Mr. Quirk is a nutcase.

Not all Texan men are Whacko Right Wing Extremists™ that handle snakes at church or Gun Finger Spinning Jackasses™

But what a better place it would be if they were.