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slang · 03-06-2019, 04:57 PM

I was never a Luke Perry fan. Do not dislike the man but not into his works.

He is or was very popular. Him passing from a stroke just seems a bit strange. Cancer? Sure, but stroke is commonly survivable even if you aren't the same person afterwards.

And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.

glatt · 03-07-2019, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by slang

And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.

I read that as "media expertise" at first. LOL.

slang · 03-07-2019, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I read that as "media expertise" at first. LOL.

The right coverage might bring him back to life.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-07-2019, 03:37 PM

Not if the coverage is dirt.

Gravdigr · 03-13-2019, 07:56 PM

A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin?.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘Give the ballerina a drink!’

The bartender poured the drink and the woman drunk it. She turned again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Once again, the same little drunk shouted ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’

The bartender approached the drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’

The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’

03-07-2019, 03:37 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not if the coverage is dirt. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-13-2019, 07:56 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin?. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’ Down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘Give the ballerina a drink!’ The bartender poured the drink and the woman drunk it. She turned again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’ Once again, the same little drunk shouted ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’ The bartender approached the drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’ The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’ __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-06-2019, 04:57 PM	#1
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I was never a Luke Perry fan. Do not dislike the man but not into his works. He is or was very popular. Him passing from a stroke just seems a bit strange. Cancer? Sure, but stroke is commonly survivable even if you aren't the same person afterwards. And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.

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