DOG - Page 49

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 05:49 PM

Bad news warning:

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He's quite dead, you know.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-08-2018, 03:03 AM

Especially if you've got a little yapper...

Pamela · 12-09-2018, 08:12 PM

I once had a coyote invade my backyard looking to eat my mama shih tzu. It would have, despite her ferocious defense, had not Junior and Toby also been outside but out of said coyote's immediate view.

Junior was a mixed breed alpha male and Toby is a Weimaraner, just a juvenile at the time but BIG. Those two made short work of Mr. Coyote who jumped back over the wall and hightailed it for the open desert.

Gravdigr · 12-09-2018, 10:00 PM

Yeah, coyotes don't generally have a lot of staying power.

Gravdigr · 12-15-2018, 01:39 PM

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Carruthers · 12-26-2018, 04:29 AM

The Prime Minister has been upstaged by a Border Collie called Blitz on a number of occasions, the latest being yesterday, when attending church in her constituency of Maidenhead.

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Years ago a work colleague of Dad's, Mr E, told him that he'd found a Yellow Labrador looking rather lost outside his house.
There was no sign of an owner so he took the dog in and gave it a drink of water.
He phoned the number on the dog's tag and after a bit of prompting someone in a Land Rover eventually turned up and collected the wanderer.
Mr E felt that there was something rather odd about the incident which prompted Dad to ask if the dog's name was on the tag.
'Paddy' came the response.
It all fell into place. Paddy belonged to Prime Minister Harold Wilson, and he had strayed from Chequers (country retreat of the PM), about three miles away.

The errant hound with Mr Wilson in the garden of 10 Downing Street...

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xoxoxoBruce · 12-26-2018, 09:53 AM

I hope she wasn't going to church in skinny jeans and leopard sneakers.

Carruthers · 12-26-2018, 09:56 AM

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I hope she wasn't going to church in skinny jeans and leopard sneakers.

I think she was. That's probably why Blitz averted his gaze.

Gravdigr · 12-26-2018, 11:34 AM

PM. She don't care. She does what she wants.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-26-2018, 12:09 PM

That is unacceptable. She must do what tw wants.

Gravdigr · 01-02-2019, 09:32 AM

Man, it's heartbreaking to see dogs on pot...

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...seeing dog on pots, that's just plain sad.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-14-2019, 02:52 AM

I can not believe what these collies can do working together.
69 seconds of magic.

https://ampervadasz.tumblr.com/post/181193826057/azigen

Carruthers · 01-14-2019, 03:11 AM

The possibility of eating the 'customers' is never far from the mind of the average Border Collie.

Griff · 01-14-2019, 06:10 AM

I was impressed but Benny was meh.

Gravdigr · 01-14-2019, 07:44 AM

I was riding in Amish country a while back and, in a field, I saw a guy was working border collies.

He had a long stick he carried horizontally behind his back while walking and two border collies were herding six sheep to follow the guy with their noses right on that stick. Guy would quickturn now and then, but the bordies were perfect in getting the sheep to stay w/the stick.

12-08-2018, 03:03 AM	#722
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Especially if you've got a little yapper... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-09-2018, 10:00 PM	#724
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yeah, coyotes don't generally have a lot of staying power. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-15-2018, 01:39 PM	#725
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-26-2018, 04:29 AM	#726
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	If you want a friend in politics, get a dog... The Prime Minister has been upstaged by a Border Collie called Blitz on a number of occasions, the latest being yesterday, when attending church in her constituency of Maidenhead. Years ago a work colleague of Dad's, Mr E, told him that he'd found a Yellow Labrador looking rather lost outside his house. There was no sign of an owner so he took the dog in and gave it a drink of water. He phoned the number on the dog's tag and after a bit of prompting someone in a Land Rover eventually turned up and collected the wanderer. Mr E felt that there was something rather odd about the incident which prompted Dad to ask if the dog's name was on the tag. 'Paddy' came the response. It all fell into place. Paddy belonged to Prime Minister Harold Wilson, and he had strayed from Chequers (country retreat of the PM), about three miles away. The errant hound with Mr Wilson in the garden of 10 Downing Street... __________________

12-26-2018, 09:53 AM	#727
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I hope she wasn't going to church in skinny jeans and leopard sneakers. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-09-2018, 08:12 PM	#723
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	I once had a coyote invade my backyard looking to eat my mama shih tzu. It would have, despite her ferocious defense, had not Junior and Toby also been outside but out of said coyote's immediate view. Junior was a mixed breed alpha male and Toby is a Weimaraner, just a juvenile at the time but BIG. Those two made short work of Mr. Coyote who jumped back over the wall and hightailed it for the open desert.

12-26-2018, 11:34 AM	#729
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	PM. She don't care. She does what she wants. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-26-2018, 12:09 PM	#730
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That is unacceptable. She must do what tw wants. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-02-2019, 09:32 AM	#731
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Man, it's heartbreaking to see dogs on pot... ...seeing dog on pots, that's just plain sad. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-14-2019, 02:52 AM	#732
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I can not believe what these collies can do working together. 69 seconds of magic. https://ampervadasz.tumblr.com/post/181193826057/azigen __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-14-2019, 03:11 AM	#733
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	The possibility of eating the 'customers' is never far from the mind of the average Border Collie. __________________

01-14-2019, 06:10 AM	#734
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I was impressed but Benny was meh. Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-14-2019, 07:44 AM	#735
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was riding in Amish country a while back and, in a field, I saw a guy was working border collies. He had a long stick he carried horizontally behind his back while walking and two border collies were herding six sheep to follow the guy with their noses right on that stick. Guy would quickturn now and then, but the bordies were perfect in getting the sheep to stay w/the stick. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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