when faith fails

wolf · 05-25-2004, 11:51 PM

Clearly the lady's problem is that she did not believe hard enough. If her faith were stronger, she would be riding home in that PT Cruiser right this very minute.

Of course, God being the trickster that he is, she would get smushed in a freak rollover of a semi full of Bibles on it's way to the Philadelphia Airport Freight Terminal to be loaded on a plane to bring the Word™ to the godless heathens of Communist China.

And then she would find out what the circle of Hell reserved for those who insincerely profess faith in God is like.

05-25-2004, 11:51 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Clearly the lady's problem is that she did not believe hard enough. If her faith were stronger, she would be riding home in that PT Cruiser right this very minute. Of course, God being the trickster that he is, she would get smushed in a freak rollover of a semi full of Bibles on it's way to the Philadelphia Airport Freight Terminal to be loaded on a plane to bring the Word™ to the godless heathens of Communist China. And then she would find out what the circle of Hell reserved for those who insincerely profess faith in God is like. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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