An August Interrogation

[Clay]

1) What's the best Dad Joke you heard recently?

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters


2) Rodents or Reptiles?




3) Name a food item that should never, ever, be put on a burger but you have seen it done or on a real menu.

Peanut butter


4) When was the last time you read your horoscope -for any reason?

Long checkout line


5) Which kitchen appliance do you value most?

Rice cooker/Crock-Pot/Instant Pot


6) Do you continue to wear socks with holes in if they can't be seen?

If they're still comfortable


7) Do you like to solve cryptic crosswords?

Sure, though I would probably go more for lateral thinking puzzles or something.


8) What is the most unusual piece of Jewellery/Jewelry you have ever worn?

I took some kind of turquoise tube looking thing that was my grandma's necklace and sewed it to a sweatband along with some other stuff. It looked all right for middle school I guess.


9) Long road tunnels -exciting, scary or meh?

Ok unless scary blind curves or something


10) What paid job did you have for the shortest amount of time?

Data entry for flood insurance, made it 1.5 weeks before literally bored to tears, went to lunch and took the bus home.