What did you make today?

[Clodfobble]

It's a common trope here:

Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
School: The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

The culprit is mostly standardized testing--the government doesn't measure kids' financial literacy upon graduation, therefore teachers can't afford to waste time on it--but there is also an element of "I can't legally give you tax advice," believe it or not. Nearly all financially-related careers here are licensed, and you can get in deep trouble if you are perceived as giving someone advice in that arena, they lose money, and then they sue you for fraud.