An August Interrogation

[glatt]

1) What's the best Dad Joke you heard recently?
Really must be spoken: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fuh Shh.
2) Rodents or Reptiles?
Reptiles
3) Name a food item that should never, ever, be put on a burger but you have seen it done or on a real menu.
Mushrooms
4) When was the last time you read your horoscope -for any reason?
No idea. Do they still have those?
5) Which kitchen appliance do you value most?
Sink. I know it's not, but I use it the most.
6) Do you continue to wear socks with holes in if they can't be seen?
Yes. But I make a mental note to get more socks.
7) Do you like to solve cryptic crosswords?
No. I don't like word puzzles so much.
8) What is the mot unusual piece of Jewellery/Jewelry you have ever worn?
Trying on my mom's clip on earrings as a kid?
9) Long road tunnels -exciting, scary or meh?
Mostly meh, but I've been in some scary ones. Extra points when they are bare rock with water dripping and no lights. The was a car train one I went on in Switzerland, and I didn't like that because there were no lights for like 10 minutes.
10) What paid job did you have for the shortest amount of time?
Setting up a Victoria's Secret store in Bethesda MD. Mostly moving furniture and unpacking toiletries. They didn't want any of the guys unpacking the underwear. Whatever.