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Old 05-21-2018, 09:28 PM   #1
henry quirk
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"Only one who famous for his profanity..."

Yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' good at cussin'.

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"...would take cheapshots at the Parkland students."

Don't know how pointin' out the true agenda of cocksuckers like youself is a shot at the kids (who incidentally 'are' kids...they should be tended to, not catered to).

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"But that is the type of person who needs an assault weapon to enlarge his penis."

My dick is just the right size, thank you very much, and I see you've expanded 'assault weapon' to include double-barreled shotguns (which is what a coach gun is). That's how it goes with you shits.

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"No profanity and no insult."

Fuck you, nimrod (two birds, one sentence).

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"That is where this need for big guns comes from."

No. Currently the 'need' for my coach gun is to shoot assholes who come lookin' to take my coach gun.

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"Same emotions justify attacking the victims."

Yeah, I didn't attack the victims.

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"This is not about a second amendment."

You're right about that. My gun is mine cuz 'I' say it is, not cuz of words on paper, or someone's interpretation of those words.

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"Anyone is protected by a .22 six shooter."

Till like-minded pussies like yourself decide to classify them as 'assault weapons'.

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"Nobody needs military weapons to defend himself."

Not your fuckin' call.

Anywho, my coach gun is not a millitary weapon, so: fuck you.

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"Otherwise we have also justified the need for 155 mm howitzers and grenade launchers. But a .22 that no longer inspires sexual emotions with the usual henry quick insults."

Buddy, if I wanted a bazooka, and I could find one, and I could meet the price, then absolutely I would have a bazooka. Thing is: all I need is my nice lil coach gun, a thing even Smokin' Joe Biden approves of, so...

Fuck you, tw...fuck you hard and long...with a red, foot-long strap-on...worn by whatever fellow traveller you like.
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Old 05-21-2018, 10:29 PM   #2
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My dick is just the right size, thank you very much, and I see you've expanded 'assault weapon' to include double-barreled shotguns (which is what a coach gun is). That's how it goes with you shits.

Fuck you, tw...fuck you hard and long...with a red, foot-long strap-on...worn by whatever fellow traveller you like.
Wait a minute... why do you need a strap-on?
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Old 05-22-2018, 04:59 AM   #3
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Cuz I'm not fuckin' him, but one of his comrades might.

You interested in the job?
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Old 05-22-2018, 07:08 AM   #4
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Kind of you to offer, but no thank you.
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Old 05-22-2018, 09:07 AM   #5
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I can only guess, henry quirk, that you are a liberal in disguise. Your strange and illogical arguments seemed designed to drive people away from your point of view.
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Old 05-22-2018, 09:40 AM   #6
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Pete,

Just call me Henry.

Now, what's illogical about my arguments (which aren't really arguments but just an extended fuck you to that dumbass, tw)?
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Old 05-22-2018, 09:42 AM   #7
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"Kind of you to offer, but no thank you."

Meh...suit yourself.
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Old 05-22-2018, 10:32 AM   #8
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Pete,

Just call me Henry.

Now, what's illogical about my arguments (which aren't really arguments but just an extended fuck you to that dumbass, tw)?
I don't have enough free time for that. >>

Brandolini's Law AKA The Bullshit Asymmetry Principle: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Old 05-22-2018, 12:20 PM   #9
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I can only guess, henry quirk, that you are a liberal in disguise.
A curious and interesting take. Although the conclusion is unlikely, the reasoning does make sense.

Something that Col Hogan (Hogan's Heroes) would successfully pull off.
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Old 05-22-2018, 12:23 PM   #10
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Fuck you, nimrod (two birds, one sentence).
Defines a fanatic NRA and White Power supporter.
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Old 05-22-2018, 01:18 PM   #11
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shot! shot! shooting! shot! shot! shot!

"a fanatic NRA and White Power supporter."

Not an NRA member, and I'm misanthropic (an equal opportunity hater).

So: fuck you, tw.
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Old 05-22-2018, 02:12 PM   #12
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Henry has expressed in the past he doesn't like to part with money which will not return an immediate personal desire, be it government or private organizations. Hence the smothering by trees of all stripes regardless of their differences.
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